Well, after several weeks of holding the Dilgar on behalf of the Shadow Proclamation, they seem to have gotten tired of waiting and come for him themselves ( Read more... )

...Is really, really strange. For one thing, it almost feels like I'm back somewhere, which in addition to being strange is a bit frightening. I don't do domestic. It makes me break out in hives. For another, we never did pinpoint who was stealing Rift energy.

I'm going out for a walk. Don't mind me.

I apologize for being seemingly absent, but you wouldn't believe the amount of running involved in sealing a multiuniversal breach, and texting is a difficult mode of communication when your other options include telepathy. Also, every other comment would have been "STOP COPULATING!" Bloody Torchwood. Where's Martha/Martin to yell "Condoms!" when ( Read more... )

As it turns out, my mistake was giving that man with the water scooter his freedom. Fairly peaceful political prisoner he may be, but his husband? Not really. It's that guy who made the oddly shaped explosion I showed you a picture of in my last post. He incited panic among the prisoners and guards alike; those who had come into contact with either ( Read more... )

Well, we've overshot a bit, and ended up in the early 53rd instead of the early 52nd. However, we don't appear to be leaving anything soon, as we've come across 53rd century rugby. You'd like it Jack; it involves a lot of laser guns shooting people in the face.

Andy stopped being enthralled with rugby after people started dying en mass, so we're ( Read more... )

I just thought I should say that straight off, because I know there was some concern earlier. And don't listen to what he said, there was no nearly about it. I have closer shaves all the time!
( Honestly, he had a pretty tame time of it. )

You know, you lot have a pretty selective memory, in the individual sense as well the collective. Take shipwrecks for example. The sinking of the Lusitania is an event that precipitated US entry into World War One, which in turn precipitated the end of World War One, but is that the first ship you thought of when I said shipwreck? No. You thought ( Read more... )

It's gone. The entire bloody planet has just up and disappeared from space. It's completely and utterly nonexistent. The Yretzians themselves are still around, though. They picked up my violation of their orbital space- just because there's nothing to fight for doesn't mean you can't be territorial- but once I explained the situation they were ( Read more... )

So, where did I go, you ask? What did I do, you say?

Well, I ended up on Earth, in 1963. November 15, 1963 to be completely accurate. One week before the Kennedy assassination.

In case you were wondering, yes, Lee Harvey Oswald did kill him. He was just acting under alien influence at the time.

This particular alien influence is known as the ( Read more... )